fragle

I took my dog to the dole office to see what he was entitled to, the bloke behind the counter said 'you idiot, we don't give benefits to dogs!' so I argued 'why not? He's brown, he stinks, he's never worked a f*****g day in his life and he can't speak a word of English' the man replied 'his first payment will be next Tuesday'.

might have a look about tonight

wats the chelsea score lads

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

just woke up , one pup up to now

gutted as just found out bairn allergic to dogs

just had a couple of hours flyfishing (SOAKING)