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    change your name on this site , from top lamper too ................
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    realises what he,s been missing all this time he,s been moaning on his computer
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    what about sun glasses , not the timmy mallet shite , some armarni ones ....... propper job
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    screaming....... hate it or love it , the underdogs on top and im gonna ........
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    yeah i will , im also picking up the lingo as well mate , im gonna say stuff like , slipped him... an he hit it , an then hammered it , or what about ...., he,s 11o lbs , but if i dropped 4 lb of him he,d catch daytime hair easy ,
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    what about me , i aint never seen a days work , so maybe quids in
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    Strong Stuff

    MR POACH replied to a topic in General Talk

    nice
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    its stupid topic`s like this that make shit of this forum twas meerly enquiring govner , ............. hang on ,......... yes ...... thats it , .... youve got bull xs .................. hav,nt ya ,
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    crabs ? ................ do you mean , keep touching myself like m+m that white rapper with {monkey piss} yellow hair
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    got some rolls of carpet , one under each arm , and also got 2 cadburys cream eggs , one in each hand , leaving the thumb , index and little finger sticking out , ( i bet your all trying it as you read it } lol
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    nice one mate , and hope you have a good season atb mr P
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    my mates on holiday , and im looking after his dogs , and theres a terrier and lurcher show coming up , and im gonna take em, theyre bull xs .............. so what should i wear , as i want to look THE BUISNESS, was thinking trainers and trackybottoms , tucked into socks and my best deer hunter t shirt, and matching hat , with my phone hanging round my neck on a jamaican coloured cord ,and a bright yellow berghaus bubble jacket round my waist in case it rains .. any suggestions welcome .................
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    if your after some work , i might be able to help , you would have to start on a trial basis , ..... the job would envolve , maintenance work , cleaning and sorting , and you would have to work on own initiative, the job would start out with a 2 week trial , of cleaning my ferrets out , / changing the bedding , providing clean water , and removing all the shit from out of the far corner , ....... if after 2 weeks , youve passed the test , you,d then be expected to clean up the dog shit daily , and clean out the kennels every 3 days using a hosepipe{ provided} and disinfectant for the floor , a
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    dead right mate , people posting all the time , :oops: ............. another one for me
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    what a woman
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    THATS SOME HARDCORE HUNTING , the last time i got close to a fox , 2 bouncers kicked me out should have drank more stella that night
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    WILL THAT DEFINATELY WORK
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    Or make sure its plugged in??........ ......or in your case MR POACH..... blown up (as in blow up doll!! women are far too good to be blown up!) i wish someone would have blown my ex up , when she left , ....... she said its me or the dogs , i chose the dogs so she chose the car and all the savings , and a loan on top of that , and sending me nasty soliciter letters , .................. im not bitter though , and the councelling is going really well :alcoholic: make sure the next one likes dogs, gots loads of money, and doesnt have a solicitor, might be hard to find tho
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    are you rich ?
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    genious
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    Or make sure its plugged in??........ ......or in your case MR POACH..... blown up (as in blow up doll!! women are far too good to be blown up!) i wish someone would have blown my ex up , when she left , ....... she said its me or the dogs , i chose the dogs so she chose the car and all the savings , and a loan on top of that , and sending me nasty soliciter letters , .................. im not bitter though , and the councelling is going really well :alcoholic:
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    b.w.k was ere

  23. MR POACH
    A Joke lol, I aint that feckin nice.
  24. MR POACH
    A wise man once said " YOU SHOULD TREAT YOUR WOMEN THE WAY YOU TREAT YOUR VACUUM CLEANER !! ..... "WHEN IT STOPS SUCKING ........... CHANGE THE FU**ING BAG ! ..............................................................
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    man & wife

    MR POACH posted a topic in General Talk

    MAN and wife out shopping together, Wife sees some shoes she wants, but her husband says "NO WAY" theyre too expensive " , Later that night in bed he lays his hand on her fanny , she says" I DONT FU**ING THINK SO PAL "... if you cant afford to shoe the horse , then you aint fuc**ng riding it
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