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  1. A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter asks, "Male or female?" Customer says, "Female" "Black or white?" "White" "Christian or Muslim?" "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up."
  2. Old Father O'Malley was strolling through the church grounds one sunny summer evening, when he came upon a littlefrog sitting by a tree. "My Lord," he said, picking it up: "You're the saddest, most forlorn-looking frog I've ever seen. I only wish you could speak, so that you might tell me your troubles." The frog replied, "Actually, I can. You see, I was once a choirboy in this very parish. One day I offended a passing Gypsy, and she put a curse on me that turned me into a talking frog." "Incredible!" said Father O'Malley. "Is there anything I might do to help you?" "Actually yes, there
  3. Subject: AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes an
  4. Real nice looking dog you got ther ATB with the sale
  5. http://www.reloadbench.com/pdf.html This one works too
  6. this one is free too http://www.reloadbench.com/pdf.html
  7. just woundering if any one has any links to where i can get some free tagets to print off for sighting in a 243
  8. just woundering if any one has any links to where i can get some free tagets to print off for sighting in a 243
  9. just woundering if any one has any links to where i can get some free tagets to print off for sighting in a 243
  10. noel that all i use they are top class to knock foxes i also use them for deer again top class, 300 yards clean kill on foxes with them well done Can i ask a question what sort of scope do you use for a fox at 300 yard and is that at night lamping.
  11. just woundering if any one has any links to where i can get some free tagets to print off for sighting in a 243
  12. Cant belive it no intrested at that price if i had some money i would the dull only give's me £47 pound a week so would take a while to save up.
  13. i cooked it this way noel at the end of the phone and i will say it was the best piece of meat i have ever eaten.
  14. so you can use one of them callers to shoot them.
  15. as above overall good condition nice scope on it 4.5-14x50 illuminated recticle nice gun have been shooting ferals at about 50 yards no problem any questions Two and a half tins of pellets Two 8 shot magazines £450 ovno
  16. Bag 50 Accuracy 71 Time 168 But still trying. New best 112 sec 83%
  17. I will give you a ring if when my mate comes back unless we work it out cheers mate.
  18. enter 7.87 after holding the reset button down then fire through... or have you done this...? he's not here no more it puzzled us to long.
  19. i would be needin some new boxer shorts after that and he just chukes it on the floor and carrys on.
  20. cheers we managed to do that bit his rifle said 319 Fac can anybody tell me how to work that out in lbs Cheers buster.
  21. does anybody know how to use the combro 625 a friend of mine managed to put the pellet weight in 0.51 grams and shot it through this thing but we don't know how to turn it into lbs.
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