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  1. My name is Master Chief Billy Sunday. There was a preacher by the same name who cleaned up Chicago of all the whoring spics, drunken wops and motherfucking niggers that was making that place unfit for decent white folks to live. The only difference between me and that old preacher is that he worked for God, and I *am* God!
  2. Son, step aside, or I will crack you right in the jaw.
  3. Anytime there a docu on about midgets i gotta watch it.I find them facienating wee things They make me laugh Check out the Hobbit house in malate,I always visit whenever I am in Manila,great music,great food,and every single one of the staff is a genuine midget LOL@hobbit house our midgets would go mental if someone named a bar that here
  4. Anytime there a docu on about midgets i gotta watch it.I find them facienating wee things They make me laugh Ray: I saw your midget today. Little prick didn't even say hello. Chlo: Well, he's on a lot of ketamine. Ray: What's that? Ray: Um, horse tranquilizer. Ray: Horse tranquilizer? Where'd he get that? Chlo: I sold it to him. Ray: You can't sell horse tranquilizers to a midget! lol :victory:
  5. Anytime there a docu on about midgets i gotta watch it.I find them facienating wee things They make me laugh
  6. : A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. The disproportionate, I meant. Herv Villechaize offed on Fantasy Island. I think somebody offed on Time Bandits. I suppose they must get really sad about like being really little and that people looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know, short arse. There's another famous midget. I miss him but I can't remember. It's not the R2D2 man; no, he's still going. I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence will be f****d. : He doesn't like being called a midget. He prefers dwarf. : This is exactly my point! People go
  7. Shaving Ryans Privates? I will lose all respect for you mackem if you say you have seen that version hahah
  8. : Sometimes I wonder if I've changed so much, my wife is even gonna recognize me whenever it is I get back to her, and how I'll ever be able to, tell about days like today. Ahh, Ryan. I don't know anything about Ryan, I don't care. The man means nothing to me; he's just a name. But if, you know, if going to Rem"al, and finding him so he can go home, if that earns me the right to get back to my wife, well then, then that's my mission.
  9. I heard that recently fuk u gotta tell me mate lol
  10. Your resume is quite impressive. 16 years of miltary experience, extensive counter-terrorism work. I'm surprised anyone could afford you, what's the catch? : I drink. : How does that affect you? : Coordination, reaction time. Top professionals try to kidnap your daughter I'll do the best I can but the service will be on par with the pay. SAME MOVIE You know, I-I'm a professional. : That's what everybody keeps saying. "I'm just a professional". Everybody keeps saying that to me. "I'm just a professional", "I'm just a professional". I'm getting sick and tired of hearing that.
  11. Get carter outlaw josey wales
  12. Good fellows godfather pulp fiction true romance dunno the rest
  13. Look mate if the recessin is hitting you hard im sure we can club together and get you a jacket lol
  14. Same thing happened to me tonight.Shot a rabbit about 30yards out the c**t spun around went over to pick it up it was off into a bush never got it.Sure it was a head shot aswel.In my defence it was gettin pretty dark
  15. True grit and dunno the other Spot on with the first one Scotty. The other comes from "One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest", when the nutters escape by getting on the bus and the lass on board says to all the retards, quite seriously..."Are you all nuts?" To which they all nod yes, proudly! Classic. "Hands off cocks, on socks"....Judd in KES. Duvall actually said "Thats bold talk from a one eyed fat man" I stand corrected Scotty. This is class. Brillaint. Well come see a fat old man sometime
  16. True grit and dunno the other Spot on with the first one Scotty. The other comes from "One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest", when the nutters escape by getting on the bus and the lass on board says to all the retards, quite seriously..."Are you all nuts?" To which they all nod yes, proudly! Classic. "Hands off cocks, on socks"....Judd in KES. Duvall actually said "Thats bold talk from a one eyed fat man"
  17. Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and curse the Marines; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We us
  18. I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the f*****g low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any f*****g difference.
  19. True grit and dunno the other
  20. scothunter

    chinese

    LOL i nearly choked
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