I HAVE A LIFE-SIZE TATOO OF ELVIS'S GRAVE ON MY BACK BECAUSE I AM HIS REINCARNATION.
I AM THE KING, AND ACTUALLY I AM MORE OF A KING COS I DONT DYE MY HAIR!
OH, YES, IM THE GREAT PRETENDER, WOOOWOOOWW
IM THE KING OF COCK AND BULL AND I WILL CHALLENGE ANY MAN TO TAKE THIS CROWN FROM ME. YOU FOOLS.
AND LONG DOGGER, HE IS JUST A FOOL WITH A DOG THAT CANNOT CATCH ANYTHING. MY DOG IS BETTER AND FASTER AND MORE OF A RABBITER AND A BETTER LAMPER AND HAS CAUGHT MORE FOXES AND RED STAGS AND RHINO'S. SO LONG DOGGER, PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT. FOOL.
your a really sad bloke