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Simoman

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  1. If there was any truth in this tapping on the nose theory, why is it that in Febuary ,and march ,when a ferret will recieve few taps on the shonker off of Mr and Mrs rabbit,why is it that they go back for more, and more and more. Drive and inate hunting ability, not the same as biting a finger................
  2. If there was any truth in this tapping on the nose theory, why is it that in Febuary ,and march ,when a ferret will recieve few taps on the shonker off of Mr and Mrs rabbit,why is it that they go back for more, and more and more. I dont know, why is it if my uncle had tits he'd be my aunty???? Your statement doesn't make sense????? If you correct a terrier with a tap, will it come away the first time a fox nips him???? If your 10 month old bull cross grumbles as you go near his bone and you give a him a correction will he wilt and turn tail when kicked by a roe buck????? N
  3. Simoman

    greed

    I agree jigsaw, out of pure curiosity do you have a number for said pet shop
  4. Not everything can be cured with tickles and titbits....................Sometimes corrections are required, not pain, not anger, just a simple correction.
  5. Hang on, looking closer......is that IanB????? Ugly gimp
  6. You can't just shoot a whomble. I'd shoot "that"........................twice
  7. AK-47, when you have to positivley kill every mother fu**er in the godamn room..........................
  8. Kay, I have never laid a finger on my kids, I dont feel its neccersary as I can communicate effectivly with them and I feel most of the time people who slap there kids do it not to teach the kids a lesson but because there angry......but a ferret is an animal, not a child and it can't be reasoned with, I would never hit a ferret but wull still give them a tap on the nose and a "no" if they were to bite me, Its just the way I do things, not saying its right or wrong, just my way and I have never had a hand shy ferret, mine rush to the front of the cage to be played with..................
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    Knives

    You could point your sasuage at them and tell them to stop or there get it. If you were near a gay bar they probably would stop. If near a normal pub or club you may get the armed response unit to you, and you could always tell them about the big boys. Or if this happens to you alot, don't buy any more chips, your just waisting your money. Hope that I have helped. lol Some advice worth taking on board, my man sausage cant be whipped out quickly though, ever seen boogie nights
  10. If I was out and saw that.......................I'd shoot it....................
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    Knives

    I was told the ring had gone of my seal and it would need to be replaced.................
  12. Simoman

    Knives

    I took a seal clubbing once, he didn't enjoy it..............
  13. Simoman

    Knives

    Thats their problem if the come just armed with a knife to a gun fight. :) ATB Michael I'd mess them up with my origami..............
  14. Simoman

    Knives

    What if some big boys steal my chips on the way home from the club?
  15. I disagree Kay, im not taking about hurting or pain, just a slight correction...........
  16. Simoman

    Knives

    Is EDRD in the post yet? YES ,BUT NOT YOURS Bully
  17. Because im a crap driver..............
  18. pardon??? What i mean is my banged up 4x4 will crush your pimped out granny piss wagon
  19. Simoman

    Knives

    Is EDRD in the post yet?
  20. I'll drive over you corsa in my nissan
  21. Would the RSPCA dare prosecute the police, hmmmmmmmmmmm
  22. Looks like a cracking time................
  23. i take it you were the passenger then :D Yes, my job is to eat a bargain bucket whilst giving passers by 'ard looks and wishing I was old enough to shave.............
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    Knives

    Michael, contact snoopdog, he can catch, gut, skin, carry and cook all with a length of rope...................................
  25. Must admit mine get a tap on the nose, always handle after a full belly, I put whipped cream in my hand so they associate my hands with the cream and not something that grabs them and lifts them up all the time. Offer your knuckles at first and keep handling sessions short/numerous and always end on a positive note.................
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