[Embarrassing moments]

No John I haven't and I don't fu*king intend to, I like to think I'm smarter than that..... It ain't meant to be an all inclusive holiday.... Way too many people forget that fact 

[Embarrassing moments]

I assume your joking 

[Embarrassing moments]

Half of Britain could do with goin in there then... Compassion overrated anyway

[Embarrassing moments]

Are you saying you went to prison for 4 months and it was hard to adjust back? .... You make it sound like it was a tour in Iraq 

[7 sausage dogs]

They look like a sausage dog x shepherd .... Mini murderers 

[Quick Kill Instinct]

It was a helpful suggestion.. You scrote 

[Quick Kill Instinct]

If you been on here ten years mate you ought know the answer to your questions... There's plenty of what dog does this,how,what breed an roughly what time threads if you look,

[Springer x Stafford]

Staffy is a good hard terrier.. Or so I thought 

[Weed ;)]

Be years since I heard or seen any pollen 

[Muslims given non halal]

They'll be after a million quid compo per sausage eaten .... scumbags 

[No handshake, no passport !]

Good....Bet that took the wind out her burkha

[Big Cat Sighting]

Found a dead munty prob 4 or 5 metres up a tree a few years ago... Also lamped something in a tree that came down bloody quick but too far away to see def not a squirrel though ? ... I wouldn't say there not around as I'm not sure now 

[Big Cat Sighting]

Definite claw mark on bodger ..... Claw hammer ?

[Who is pie eater.]

Ffs .... 57 varieties of gay ?

[thats all my guns gone]

Don't know you mate but best of luck and hope your back on form asap ?..... Don't let it get you down 

[Birds "please Add Yours"]

I think it's a hen harrier? Never seen one myself though.... Well done 

[Who is pie eater.]

Well can you beat em harder with it... Fu*ked if I know why we even allow halal tbh 

[Who is pie eater.]

What's your stance on halal ginger beard ?  Is it ethical etc... Genuine question 

[Who is pie eater.]

To be fair I think you were pissing around but it's hardly clever threatening to grass... You said make sure all my sheep are tagged as well cause I'd get a visit.... Had to buy loads of tags you twat ? .... Not going through all that crap thread again but it all there 

[Who is pie eater.]

bloody short memory you have  ?

[Lol...theres NOT a surprise]

I thought all the elction hacking and fake news etc was Russia.... Now it looks like Cambridge analyitica... Perhaps they've got some novichocalate too 

[Cctv camera]

If your plugging it in inside you can get baby monitor type cams on eBay.. mysafe I think they're called, they use app on phone and wifi for cam but need mains power.. Bout 30 quid each and they were good I used them in barns for lambing and they survived ok and got night vision 

its misafecam they're called 

 

[can a purebreed beddy be used for coursing rabbits.]

Did you not think about getting another collie... If your just mooching about etc you'll be no worse off 

[Smart meters]

Did you say come back in a few fecking years then ? ... Tried the same thing with us 

[3/4 Greyhound 1/4 Collie]

That's a back track and a half that is ...... So you now know he's a farmer but ignored it and if you wanted one to work hard you wouldn't have got a Hancock....... Glad you've seen sense ?