Rolfe 2 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Well ya see, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." Rolfe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 thats what iv been telling the missus the last few years and she still thinks iv a drink problem Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 erm, that's so true :alcoholic: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
toplamper 5 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 im so smart then lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kristian 9 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 I've been super smart this last week been pissed everyday Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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