wasps

[pickaxe 23]

f**k me , one night,last week, I'm fast asleep, when hell of a pain in the top of my leg , now try working out the pain,coming out of a deep sleep,LOL then again and again , well f**k i jump out of bed ,trying to find the light switch LOL, anyway takes me some time to work out whats happened, the pain ..lol ..i pull the quilt back there's a wasp dead,,died from food poisoning as a friend said , the pain was bad but still found myself PMSL.......so this morning I'm lay in bed waiting for the alarm to go off , i can hear that rasping sound wasps make when chewing wood... so I'm trying to work out where its coming from, but at the same time being careful , as if there's a tiger or something in there, its coming from be hide the wardrobe, as i look its not just 1 f*****g wasp theres a f*****g nest a bit bigger than a tennis ball, so i get a carrier bag and thats the end of them little f****r , ....always told sleep with a window open well f**k that from now on lol

[pickaxe 23]

no not fellman , like i said this wasp had me 3 times don't think fellman could manage one lol .......bet he'd look lovly in a stripey jumper though :kiss:

[Phil Lloyd 10,738]

[Guest MOLLY]

Know just how you felt Pickaxe

I was off to the Disco last week an went to put my Travolta suit on and,...well,.look what them stripey feckers have been and gone and done to it

 

 

Lmfao class.

MOLL.

[Guest newboy]

and you told those girls in llangollen that it wasnt a lump in your trousers........