Kye 77 Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Is there summat wrong with me?...or am i like everyone else?.. Why is it, that i (and 99% of the people i know) cant hold in laughing when someone farts?..it can be on TV, in a film, or even better, in real life!...it just cracks me up when i hear it... The funniest fart story i have been involved in, was in the state of Arizona...it was me, the wife, Stabs, and a guy named Rocky (Stabs called him that!..lol.) and we was checking into a motel.. I will let Stabs tell the story, but f**k me, we was all rolling with laughter...apart from the wife, she looked fairly mortified!... Kye,.."Sick in the head" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 When i was a student i used to share a very small flat with a guy called Peter. We had some suits there one day...selling insurance or something. Anyway, they were sat on the sette and Peter and i were stood side by side infront of them. Well you know when you feel a poop about to happen so you try to sneak it out without making a noise and it comes out sounding rasping and strangled. I did that As quick as a flash i turned to Peter very straight faced and said "PETER" ....bless his heart he went bright red and said "pardon" You had to pick me off the floor later when they went and he nearly half killed me MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kye 77 Posted April 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Lass' farting!..thats just GROSS!.. Royston is the sickest i have ever met...i had to chuck him out of my old house one time back home...everytime he farted he had to run outside into the front yard to let one go!...lol. Kye.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 As was said on Ideal the other night Farts are like kids, you hate others, and cherish your own Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted April 11, 2006 Report Share Posted April 11, 2006 Lass' farting!..thats just GROSS!.. That was the one and only time ive ever done that. Must have been something wrong with me that day because as you well know...women DONT MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stabs 3 Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Is there summat wrong with me?...or am i like everyone else?..Why is it, that i (and 99% of the people i know) cant hold in laughing when someone farts?..it can be on TV, in a film, or even better, in real life!...it just cracks me up when i hear it... The funniest fart story i have been involved in, was in the state of Arizona...it was me, the wife, Stabs, and a guy named Rocky (Stabs called him that!..lol.) and we was checking into a motel.. I will let Stabs tell the story, but f**k me, we was all rolling with laughter...apart from the wife, she looked fairly mortified!... Kye,.."Sick in the head" That was the day after the Mandalay Bay incident wasn't it? Rocky had spent all night on the drink and ended up flushing a poofters clothes down the toilet (don't ask!) Were we in Flagstaff that night mate? If I remember rightly we'd gone to see some game birds(penguins! ) but ended up there for some reason. We stopped at some motel or other next to a railtrack and were checking in reception. Kye's wife is as polite as you like and the bird behind the counter is like the nicest person you'd ever meet in the world. Rocky chooses that moment to peel one off, and I mean really peel one off! This reception was the size of a phonebox and me and Kye were falling about the place wetting ourselves. The look on Kye's wifes and the receptionist face was priceless! I don't think she'd ever met English blokes before! Due to the god-awful stench there was no way I was staying in a room with Rocky so I got my own room I have honestly never laughed so much in all my life as those few days with Rocky, Kye and Mrs. Kye....oh and Big Ern (RIP) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kye 77 Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 f*****g well told mate!...what a craic eh!?...yeah it was Flagstaff, AZ...lol@ the penguins!!! What about.. "I spy with my little eye, summat begining with J"...says I. Long pause................... Rocky:.."Is that a Jaa or a Guu"... Yeah, its a shame about Big Ern...although i had a falling out with him a short while before he died, he WAS a good mate at one time...no matter, it was a sad affair ...had some good laughs with him. You will have to have a trip over when i get to MO.. Kye,.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stabs 3 Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 What about.."I spy with my little eye, summat begining with J"...says I. Long pause................... Rocky:.."Is that a Jaa or a Guu"... Never mind that one....how about... "I spy with my little eye something beginning with w" And after ages of us guessing, the b*****d then tells us it was "when" Your brother told me about Ernie...damn shame that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kye 77 Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 If your ever down his way, you should stop in and ask to watch the video me and Ern done of our road trip to OK...its SOOO fecking funny...has me laughing everytime i see it!... Kye.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hob Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 My cousin lives on a diet of eggs, corned beef pasties and spaghetti oh yeah and beer, He farts , you run. He's the only guy I no who farts and it lingers for ages. Not good when your chatting up some bird . Funniest I heard from him was, Him and his missus were being intimate, he was layed back enjoying it then let one rip. Cracked up laughing especially when he told me she felt the rush of air blow down her chest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baldie Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 My arse stinks like a gypsies whippet, and i,m quite proud of it. Moll, women DO fart, our lass can shite for england puts the feckin dog to shame. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 My arse stinks like a gypsies whippet, and i,m quite proud of it. Moll, women DO fart, our lass can shite for england puts the feckin dog to shame. She is obviously unique MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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