broomer 0 Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 THE LONELY BRAIN CELL > >Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, > > by mistake, happened to End up in a man's head. > > She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet. > > > > >"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a >little louder, but still > No answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared >and yelled at the top of her voice, > >"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?" > >Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away.............. > >"We're down here ..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Ladd 0 Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 That's good one 3 year old boy discoverd his scrotum for the first time, Says! Mommy are these my brains? Mothers replies! Not yet son, not yet! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wilky 0 Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Little boy goes into the bathroom just as his Mother is getting dried, looking at the crack in her pubic hairs, he asked, "Whats that split Mummy" and his Mum answered, "It's where your Dad hit me with an axe". "f*****g Hell" replied the kid, "He got you right in the fanny". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,681 Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 little boy is talking to his father dad he said what does a womans fanny look like before sex ' his father said it look's like the best rose in the world its beutiful 'so the boy asks what does it look like after sex 'the father replyed have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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