Guest fight the ban Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 A DUSTMAN KNOCKS ON A JAPENESE MANS DOOR. THE JAP SAYS "HARROW WAT YOU WANT"? DUSTMAN ASKS "WHERES YOUR BIN?" "I BIN ON LOO" SAYS JAP. "NO MATE WHERES YOUR DUST BIN"? "I DUST BEEN ON LOO" SAYS JAP. "NO MATE WHERES YOUR WHEELIE BIN" "HOKAY HOKAY I WHEELIE BIN HAVING A WANK....". WHATS BLUE AND YELLOW AND HAS A TIGHT c**t ATTACHED TO IT? a liddle carrier bag! VICTORIA BECKHAM TODAY TOLD POLICE SHE HAD BEEN SEXUALY ASSAULTED BY GARY GLITTER IN MANHATTEN. GLITTER DISMISSED THE CLAIMS SAYING HE WAS IN BROOKLYN AT THE TIME. A SMALL BOYS DOG DIES. HE ASKS HIS DAD "WHY DID IT DIE WITH ITS LEGS IN THE AIR". THE FATHER REPLIES "SO ITS EASY FOR JESUS TO PICK IT UP AND TAKE IT TO GOD". LATER THE FATHER RETURNS FROM WORK. "DAD DAD MAM NEARLY DIED TODAY" "HOW THAT SON". "SHE WAS LAID ON HER BACK SAYING" "OH JESUS, OH GOD, IM COMING, IM COMING". "HONEST DAD WE WOULD OF LOST HER IF THE MILKMAN WASNT HOLDING HER DOWN". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
will.f11 24 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 hahahaha. I love the last one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jordy p Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 lol lol jp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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