Ten Signs Who may be Taliban - descending order

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Ten Signs Who may be Taliban - descending order

 

10. They refine heroin for a living, but they have a moral objection to beer.

 

9. They own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but they can't afford shoes.

 

8. They have more wives than teeth.

 

7. They think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

 

6. They can't think of anyone they HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

 

5. They consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in their robes.

 

4. They've never been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look big?"

 

3. They were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

 

2. A common compliment is, "I love what you've done with your cave."

 

And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban:

 

1. They wipe their ass with their bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

 

 

I think there was supposed to be something about goats or donkeys in there but...oh well.

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