droid 11 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Shamelessly nicked from another forum...... Bin Laden and Pres. George W. Bush agree to meet up in Afghanistan for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Bin Laden's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Bin Laden presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Bin Laden laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Bin Laden laughs, and again George carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough. "I'm headin' back home!" he calmly says. "We'll finish these talks in Washington in two weeks!" A fortnight passes and Bin Laden flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Bin Laden notices three buttons on Bush's chair arm and prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation. They begin talking and George presses the first button. Bin Laden ducks, but nothing happens. George snickers but they continue talking. A few minutes later he presses the second button. Bin Laden jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. They continue the talks but when the third button is pressed, Bin Laden jumps up again, but again nothing happen. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says Bin Laden. "I'm going back to Afghanistan!!" George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DevonHunter 0 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Shamelessly nicked from another forum...... Bin Laden and Pres. George W. Bush agree to meet up in Afghanistan for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Bin Laden's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Bin Laden presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Bin Laden laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Bin Laden laughs, and again George carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough. "I'm headin' back home!" he calmly says. "We'll finish these talks in Washington in two weeks!" A fortnight passes and Bin Laden flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Bin Laden notices three buttons on Bush's chair arm and prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation. They begin talking and George presses the first button. Bin Laden ducks, but nothing happens. George snickers but they continue talking. A few minutes later he presses the second button. Bin Laden jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. They continue the talks but when the third button is pressed, Bin Laden jumps up again, but again nothing happen. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says Bin Laden. "I'm going back to Afghanistan!!" George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?" not bad not bad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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yoggerman 5 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 what do you call a traveller who's joined al-queda........................ bin laMPIN :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gaz100604 Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Shamelessly nicked from another forum...... Bin Laden and Pres. George W. Bush agree to meet up in Afghanistan for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Bin Laden's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Bin Laden presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Bin Laden laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Bin Laden laughs, and again George carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough. "I'm headin' back home!" he calmly says. "We'll finish these talks in Washington in two weeks!" A fortnight passes and Bin Laden flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Bin Laden notices three buttons on Bush's chair arm and prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation. They begin talking and George presses the first button. Bin Laden ducks, but nothing happens. George snickers but they continue talking. A few minutes later he presses the second button. Bin Laden jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. They continue the talks but when the third button is pressed, Bin Laden jumps up again, but again nothing happen. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says Bin Laden. "I'm going back to Afghanistan!!" George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?" i dont get it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yoggerman 5 Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 i dont get it duhh the button's he's presing are sending missile's to ol beardy's back yard.............. it's not true about the irish being thick.. is it ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gaz100604 Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 its still early Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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