speedlamper 0 Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 just seen in my local paper a guy has appeared in court after setting fire to his friend... as a joke! after a heavy days drinking the bloke fell asleep on the settee and was woken to find his leg on fire and his friend stood there laughing with a bottle of meth spirits in his hand what a c**t!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tracy36 0 Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 (edited) good job it wasn't his forearm or bicep........couldve been arrested for having a 'firearm' bum bum! (no?ok :-() Edited July 27, 2008 by Tracy36 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 Sadly i have done that a mate.Well the b*****d shaved my eyebrows the week before.In my defence i was a young terraway at the timelol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted July 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 Sadly i have done that a mate.Well the b*****d shaved my eyebrows the week before.In my defence i was a young terraway at the timelol did you spend a fornight in a specialist burns unit? the b*****d deserved every minute of the 12months he'll be serving at her majestys b&b Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 Sadly i have done that a mate.Well the b*****d shaved my eyebrows the week before.In my defence i was a young terraway at the timelol did you spend a fornight in a specialist burns unit? the b*****d deserved every minute of the 12months he'll be serving at her majestys b&b Nah he never went to hospital or owt.It was easy put out.Actually thinking about it now.Pretty f*****g stupid thing to do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Sadly i have done that a mate.Well the b*****d shaved my eyebrows the week before.In my defence i was a young terraway at the timelol did you spend a fornight in a specialist burns unit? the b*****d deserved every minute of the 12months he'll be serving at her majestys b&b he will only serve 6 months out of the 12 months its wrong.. ...john Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FJager 0 Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 You boys want to try and get pissed up with Stabs! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 i doubt its true(i hope not anyway) but my mates mates mate (you know the one)reckons the worst prank he's done when someones out of it is sticking a jonny over the end of pencil, pulled the pants down and inserted it up his arse and pulled the pencil out so the jonnys left hangin out when he woke up :sick: :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FJager 0 Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 How'd you get it out? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 How'd you get it out? how did he get it out? lol probably the same way it went in :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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