Guest gaz100604 Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 paddy chat up lines did i fart? cos you just blew me away my love for you is like diarrhea i just cant hold it in is there a mirror in your knickers cos i can see myself in them your body reminds me of a spanner , every time i think of you my nuts tighten up u might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is just a light switch away paddy finds a sandwich with 2 red wires sticking out of it , he phones the police and says "be jesusive found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb" the operator asks "is it tickin"? paddy says "no i think its beef" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whip 1 Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 did you hear about the irish showjumper-broke his nose jumping against the clock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kash 1 Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 englishman, scotsman & irishman all talking about how stupid their wives are, english bloke goes my wives just bought a new car cant even drive, scots bloke thats bloody nothing mines just ordered a swimming pool none of us swim, paddy goes thats nowt i tell yer mine's just gone to greece with 50 condoms & she doesn't even have a bloody cock! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 (edited) Paddy, Rab and Rufus are driving through the desert when their landrover breaksdown. They decide to walk to the nearest town and think thay should take one thing from the vehicle to help them in an emmergency. Rufus takes the water jerry can, to make sure they remain hydrated in the heat. Rab takes the copper core radiator, so they can sell it at the village for food. Paddy takes the door, so when it gets hot, he can wind the window down........ Edited July 20, 2008 by mattydski Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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