.....JOKE.....

[DIGZY 4]

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately

spotted a large, beautiful parrot..

 

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

 

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

 

The owner looked at her and said,

"Look, I should tell you first that this bird

used to live in a house of prostitution

and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

 

The woman thought about this, but decided

she had to have the bird any way.

 

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up

In her living room and waited for it to say something..

 

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,

 

"New house, new madam."

 

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,

but then thought "that's really not so bad."

 

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school

the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

 

The girls and the woman were a bit offended

but then began to laugh about the situation

considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

 

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith

came home from work.

 

The bird looked at him and said,

 

"Hi, Keith! Welcome back!"

[The one 8,597]

nice one

[just jack 998]

LITTLE JONNY WALKS INTO HIS PARENTS BEDROOM AND SEES HIS DAD GIVING HIS MAM 1-------HIS DAD JUST LAUGHS---THROWS A PILLOW AT HIM AND TELLS HIM "GET OUT"-------------A LITTLE WHILE LATER, JONNY'S DAD HEARS A COMMOTION COMING FROM JONNY'S ROOM, HE RUSHES IN AND IS HRRIFIED TO SEE JONNY SHA--ING HIS GRAN---JONNY JUST LOOKS AT HIS DAD AND SAYS------------ITS NOT SO F--KING FUNNY WHEN ITS YOUR MAM, IS IT.

[Missie 1]

My sister sent me that by email this morning.