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Three men with speech impediments are in therapy.Therapist is blonde ,petite &She's fit as F$%K.She says " if you can tell me where you live without stuttering I'LL suck you off " "1st one stammers BBBirmingham"next one MMManchester" The third one a paddy stands up composes himself and says "London" so she gets his willy out and gives him the best blow job he's ever had ,as he cums he sighs "dddery"!!!

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Ron the rooster was the biggest,meanest rooster in the world,he spent all his time beating up all the other animals on the farm,1 day he picked on the farmyard cat ,unfortunately for the rooster the cat beat the crap out of him,which proves,NO MATTER HOW BIG THE COCK IS A PUSSY CAN ALWAYS TAKE IT

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Blonde takes her broken car to be repaired ,fearing an expensive bill .But the mechanic fixes it in two minutes," nothing serious love just crap in the air filter". She replies "really ?how often do i have to do that ?"

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Hooker goes to the doctors . Congatulations the doc says your pregnant .Do you know who the father is?."Well says the hooker if you ate a tin of beans would you know exactly which one made you FART ?.

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Three bidwatchers talking in the pub,1st man says "i call my wife dove ,cos she is small and petite ". 2nd man says " i call mine flamingo,cos she is tall and slender ".3rd man says " huh i call mine thrush cos she's an irritating C*nt

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Man goes to see a wizard and ask's "Can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?" "Maybe says the wizard ,"if if you can remember the exact words of the curse ." The man replies without hesitation ."I now pronouce you man and wife ."

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Things are bad at home she's sick of me so i thought i'd book a table and take her out at 9pm last night total waste of time by 10 pm she hadn't potted a single red .

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Some postitive news from China after the recent earthquake .They are confident that they will have the largest team at the 2012 Para-Olympics!!!!

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old chinese proverb say

 

man who walk about with hands in pockets all day, feel cocky

 

or

 

man who go to bed with itchy bum,

wake up with smelly finger

 

 

 

god I heard those at school :icon_redface:

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