The one 8,627 Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Chinese proverb says:man who walks threw doorway sidesways with erection is always going to Bangkok Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,627 Posted June 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Three men with speech impediments are in therapy.Therapist is blonde ,petite &She's fit as F$%K.She says " if you can tell me where you live without stuttering I'LL suck you off " "1st one stammers BBBirmingham"next one MMManchester" The third one a paddy stands up composes himself and says "London" so she gets his willy out and gives him the best blow job he's ever had ,as he cums he sighs "dddery"!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,627 Posted June 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Ron the rooster was the biggest,meanest rooster in the world,he spent all his time beating up all the other animals on the farm,1 day he picked on the farmyard cat ,unfortunately for the rooster the cat beat the crap out of him,which proves,NO MATTER HOW BIG THE COCK IS A PUSSY CAN ALWAYS TAKE IT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,627 Posted June 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Blonde takes her broken car to be repaired ,fearing an expensive bill .But the mechanic fixes it in two minutes," nothing serious love just crap in the air filter". She replies "really ?how often do i have to do that ?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,627 Posted June 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 A 992 I Toibi biquT2 TA pniilim2 Need help to crack the code put a mirror up to the screen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,627 Posted June 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Hooker goes to the doctors . Congatulations the doc says your pregnant .Do you know who the father is?."Well says the hooker if you ate a tin of beans would you know exactly which one made you FART ?. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,627 Posted June 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Three bidwatchers talking in the pub,1st man says "i call my wife dove ,cos she is small and petite ". 2nd man says " i call mine flamingo,cos she is tall and slender ".3rd man says " huh i call mine thrush cos she's an irritating C*nt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,627 Posted June 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Man goes to see a wizard and ask's "Can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?" "Maybe says the wizard ,"if if you can remember the exact words of the curse ." The man replies without hesitation ."I now pronouce you man and wife ." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,627 Posted June 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 A recent study asked a group of womem if there twat twitched after sex ,98% said no he just lays there scratching his balls Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,627 Posted June 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Things are bad at home she's sick of me so i thought i'd book a table and take her out at 9pm last night total waste of time by 10 pm she hadn't potted a single red . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,627 Posted June 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Some postitive news from China after the recent earthquake .They are confident that they will have the largest team at the 2012 Para-Olympics!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,627 Posted June 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Just cleaning out my phone popped them up individually so they dont all get deleted few more if there acceptable ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stubby 175 Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 old chinese proverb say man who walk about with hands in pockets all day, feel cocky or man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger god I heard those at school Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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