Rods'R'us,new line in fly rods..............

[mackem 30,465]

I am of the belief that tackle doth not the angler make,you can have £1,000's of quids worth of kit,top-end gear, and still catch nixy,nowt,nada,zilch,zip,but when that noted tackle-shop rods'R'us asked JOE and I to test out their new range of fly-rods in the early hours of this morning,well,would YOU have said no?

[mackem 30,465]

The build quality on these rods was superb,a fantastic plastic blank hand made in Bolivia with quality reel attachment for a secure fitting twixt rod-and-reel gave me the confidence to play a number of fish in the early hours of this morning,all putting a good satisfying bend in the 2oz T/C rod..................

[mackem 30,465]

Listen John,I wouldnt just offer these rods to anyone mate,most people wouldnt appreciate them,you know that and I know that,but I just sourced a consignment that "went astray" between the manufacturers and the Rods'R'Us warehouse,I might have a few spare,yours for £0.50p,no,make that £0.49P there you are,these rods are GUARANTEED to improve your catch rate mate,or your money back in Bolivian Bolivianos,this isnt your "Made in China" rubbish mate,we got 57 fish last night in 45 minutes,each one a reel-screamer tearing off the 5 yards of line(included free with each purchase) in seconds,so John............................Want one?

[mackem 30,465]

But I KNOW your going to read this later JOE,so answer me a question,just why did you make me strip naked at 1am this morning for?You said it was good for me?Cleansing my soul?I told my wife,she said those acts were perverse and unnatural Do you think the donkeys recovered

[mackem 30,465]

It WAS cold mate,the donkey had been dead for three days,wasnt only me who was stiff

[Malt 379]

:clapper: :laugh:

[mackem 30,465]

Oh s*it,sorry JOE,did you mean the WATER was cold