Some jokes

[tote 870]

Ron the rooster was the meanest toughest rooster - ever. He would bully or fight all the farmyard animals, until one day the farm cat picked a fight and hammered the $hit out of Ron!

the moral of this story, \

 

 

 

 

No matter how big and hard the co*k is, a pu$$y will always take it!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

A male patient is lying in a hospital bed, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and his nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

" Nurse" he mumbles from behind the mask. " Are my testicles black?"

Embarrased, the young nurse replies " I don't know sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, " Nurse are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the bedsheets, she raises his gown, lifts his C~CK in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

 

Then she takes a close look and says " There is nothing wrong with them at all sir!"

 

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at the nurse and says very slowly, " Thank you very much, that was wonderful but listen, very, very closely............................................. A-R-E.... M-Y..

T-E-S-T ..... R-E-S-U-L-T-S ......... B-A-C-K ?"

 

 

 

 

A woman goes to see her doctor because she has a bit of lettuce sticking out of her pu$$y. The doc says " That looks nasty".

She replies " Nasty! That's just the tip of the iceberg!"

 

 

 

A boss has to decide whether to lay off Ann or Jack. Ann walks into the office and the boss says " I have a problem, I have to lay you or Jack off!" she replies " You better jack-off because I've got a headache!".

 

 

 

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock,

Little Bo Beep was sucking his co*k,

As soon as he came, she started to weep,

She knew by the taste he'd been shag*ing her sheep

 

 

 

A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo come". The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come"? and the Indian replies, "ear sticky". :sick:

 

 

 

One morning a woman was driving along with her 2 sons in the car.While driving along she ended up behind a refuse collection lorry. After being behind the lorry for about a 1/4 of a mile it hit a bump in the road and a large black dildo flew out of the back of it and bounced off the womans windscreen. To save her blushes in front of her 2 young sons she said "My god I've never seen a fly like that before!" to which one of her sons replied, "I'm surprised it can fly with a dick as big as that."

[Coney 3]

Some good one's there mate nice one!