MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 A woman walking through a grave yard she see's a bloke crouching near a headstone She say's "MORNING" He replys "NO JUST HAVING A SHIT" Paddy and murphy walking home from the pub They pass the bus station, murphy says "paddy you used to drive a bus did'nt you" Paddy says "yes why" murphy say's "go in there and nick a bus and we can drive home" Paddy goes in 20 mins later murphy shouts "paddy what the feck you doing" paddy shouts "i can't find the number 7" murphy say's "you thick tw@t,take the number 9 and we will walk from the roundabout" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Liked the first one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stone-cold 0 Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 LITTLE BOY GOES UP TO HIS MUM AND SAYS"MUMMY IS IT WRONG TO HAVE A WILLY" MUM SAYS"OF COURSE NOT WHAT MADE YOU SAY THAT" LITTLE BOY SAYS"BECAUSE DADDYS IN THE BATHROOM TRYING TO PULL HIS OFF" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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