sounder 9 Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 A man brought a very limp dog into the Veterinary clinic.As he lay the dog on the table,the doctor pulled out his stethoscope,placing the receptor on the dog's chest.After a moment or two,the vet shook his head sadly and said, i'm sorry but your dog passed away."What?" protested the man hysterically."How can you tell?You have'nt doon any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!With that,the vet turned and left the room.In a few moments,he returned with a labrador retriever.The labrador went right to work,Sniffing and prodding,The labrador sadly shook his head and said "Woof" The Veterinarian then took the labrador out and returned in a few moments with a cat,who also checked out the poor dog on the table.As had his predecessors,the cat sadly shook his head and said "meow". He then jumped off the table and ran out of the room.The Veterinarian then handed the man a bill for €600.The dog's owner went postal. €600! Just to tell me my dog is dead?This is outrageous!"The vet shook his head sadly and explained. "Well if you had of taken my word for it that your dog was dead,it would have been just €50, but with the lab work and the cat scan....." CHEER SOUNDER Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Still funny that one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest manda Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 good one, but it did cost us £680 for our rottie to have an op, find out she was riddled with cancer and pts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Nice one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferret boy charlie 0 Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 nice soundid abit like the truth atb charlie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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