mad al 146 Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 What's your bag then? You know when the time comes as it does to us all, don't know if I fancy being shoved in a box in a hole in the ground As for a roasting, well I wouldn't mind that if it could be done like the Indians (as in Cowboys & Indians don't like turban stuff ) used to do it , pile of wood on our land and just go for it.................now that does press the right buttons The thing at the Crem?, well that is just conveyor belt stuff and when folk take their loved ones ashes home (Readybrek for cannibals........just add milk or water ), how the hell do they know who's in the pot? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
proper job 1 Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 What's your bag then? You know when the time comes as it does to us all, don't know if I fancy being shoved in a box in a hole in the ground As for a roasting, well I wouldn't mind that if it could be done like the Indians (as in Cowboys & Indians don't like turban stuff ) used to do it , pile of wood on our land and just go for it.................now that does press the right buttons The thing at the Crem?, well that is just conveyor belt stuff and when folk take their loved ones ashes home (Readybrek for cannibals........just add milk or water ), how the hell do they know who's in the pot? I've been round the back of a crem, the one I saw had about 6 chambers/furnaces, each had a little glass window. After the service in the chapel, when the coffin dissapears through the curtain, it will be loaded into a numbered furnace, when they start burning the body sits up , when it's finished they just scrape the ashes into a pot with steel balls that revolves around at speed and all the ash/churks are broken down into a fine powder, then it's into the urn and Bob's your Fathers brother, (dead of course) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted March 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 now seeing the corpse sit up FFS!!! , I'd have PMSL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 What's your bag then? You know when the time comes as it does to us all, don't know if I fancy being shoved in a box in a hole in the ground As for a roasting, well I wouldn't mind that if it could be done like the Indians (as in Cowboys & Indians don't like turban stuff ) used to do it , pile of wood on our land and just go for it.................now that does press the right buttons The thing at the Crem?, well that is just conveyor belt stuff and when folk take their loved ones ashes home (Readybrek for cannibals........just add milk or water ), how the hell do they know who's in the pot? i wanna be stuffed with paxo sage and onion cooked on medium heat til golden brown and served at a homeless shelter for christmas lunch, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted March 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 and would that be with roast spuds then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
speedlamper 0 Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 and would that be with roast spuds then? if they can be arsed peeling them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted March 22, 2008 Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 Got to be "well done" for me and scattered somewhere that remains a special place in my heart, don't think the local manager of FKC would be too happy though! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted March 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2008 and would that be with roast spuds then? if they can be arsed peeling them Yeh that's the point, could always wrap em in foil and chuck em in with ya Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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