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a rich man and a poor man are talking about there wives, the poor man says what are you getting your wife for her birthday, the rich man replies" a gold ring and a mercedes" to which the poor man asks why are you getting her to presents? well says the rich man if she doesnt like the gold ring she can take it back in the mercedes, good thinking says the poor man,

the rich man asks the poor man what are you getting your wife for her birthday? a pair of slippers and a dildo he replies, why 2 presents asks the rich man? the poor man says "well if she doesnt like the slippers she can go f**k herself"

 

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a rich man and a poor man are talking about there wives, the poor man says what are you getting your wife for her birthday, the rich man replies" a gold ring and a mercedes" to which the poor man asks why are you getting her to presents? well says the rich man if she doesnt like the gold ring she can take it back in the mercedes, good thinking says the poor man,

the rich man asks the poor man what are you getting your wife for her birthday? a pair of slippers and a dildo he replies, why 2 presents asks the rich man? the poor man says "well if she doesnt like the slippers she can go f**k herself"

 

:toast:

 

the old ones are always the best ones :clapper: :clapper:

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