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Sirocco is prounouncing the first week in June National Lard Week,

 

Yes Lard will once more become sexy, a squeeky hinge , lube with Lard

Excellent as both sun block and sun tan oil

Melt some over the back of a spoon for an Irish coffee

dont waste money on those expensive sex lubricants, put Lard on your n*b

hair gel ?, throw them away slap some Lard on your head

Are those painfull piles giving you gip ?, poke some Lard up your A**

Thousands of household uses

Feeling peckish ? cut yourself a nice thick slice mmmmmmmmm

 

Lard, you know it makes sense............................................

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You the maaan daddio 8)

One of our favourite pissed up games back in the scooter club days, was seeing who could eat the most cold lard before barfing. :sick:

Almost as funny as the stretching of the ball bag comp....

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Strange world we live in these days folks, you get all these "healthy eating" directives from the "folk who know" :laugh: and then think back to the dripping and washing in rainwater days where we had feck all like the shite that threatens our survival today :big_boss:

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You the maaan daddio 8)

One of our favourite pissed up games back in the scooter club days, was seeing who could eat the most cold lard before barfing. :sick:

Almost as funny as the stretching of the ball bag comp....

 

:o:o The mind boggles! :o:o

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You the maaan daddio 8)

One of our favourite pissed up games back in the scooter club days, was seeing who could eat the most cold lard before barfing. :sick:

Almost as funny as the stretching of the ball bag comp....

 

:o:o The mind boggles! :o:o

 

Spend some time around a rugby club, all will become painfully clear! :blink:

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