Sirocco 0 Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Sirocco is prounouncing the first week in June National Lard Week, Yes Lard will once more become sexy, a squeeky hinge , lube with Lard Excellent as both sun block and sun tan oil Melt some over the back of a spoon for an Irish coffee dont waste money on those expensive sex lubricants, put Lard on your n*b hair gel ?, throw them away slap some Lard on your head Are those painfull piles giving you gip ?, poke some Lard up your A** Thousands of household uses Feeling peckish ? cut yourself a nice thick slice mmmmmmmmm Lard, you know it makes sense............................................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 like your style dude , we were only talking about this at the weekend A fav. of mine though was.................the "dripping" sarnie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Yep. And Dripping makes a world class base for a 'Fat Cake' for the wild birds at Any time of year. Lard just makes a f*cking mess! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baldie Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 You the maaan daddio One of our favourite pissed up games back in the scooter club days, was seeing who could eat the most cold lard before barfing. :sick: Almost as funny as the stretching of the ball bag comp.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Strange world we live in these days folks, you get all these "healthy eating" directives from the "folk who know" and then think back to the dripping and washing in rainwater days where we had feck all like the shite that threatens our survival today Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tis TM 8 Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 You the maaan daddio One of our favourite pissed up games back in the scooter club days, was seeing who could eat the most cold lard before barfing. :sick: Almost as funny as the stretching of the ball bag comp.... The mind boggles! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 like your style dude , we were only talking about this at the weekend A fav. of mine though was.................the "dripping" sarnie same here loved dripping Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Missie 1 Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 You the maaan daddio One of our favourite pissed up games back in the scooter club days, was seeing who could eat the most cold lard before barfing. :sick: Almost as funny as the stretching of the ball bag comp.... The mind boggles! Spend some time around a rugby club, all will become painfully clear! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,943 Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Beef dripping every time! Chips taste miles better! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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