Andrea 2 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - why can't they put them all up there 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books. 14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rolfe 2 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - why can't they put them all up there 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books. 14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal Nice one Andrea.........made me smile Rolfe. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FPO 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 I figured it out the other day! Dont know why it didnt see it before! MENtal Illness MENstrual cramps MENtal Breakdown MENopause GUYnocologist And when we have REAL Problems its a HIStorectomy Ever noticed how womens problem start with MEN!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rabitin girl 16 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 So true Quote Link to post Share on other sites
collie/grey 238 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 good one, made me laugh, but i don't agree with the 'all men are the same they just have diffrent faces'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea 2 Posted February 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 good one, made me laugh, but i don't agree with the 'all men are the same they just have diffrent faces'. it's not meant to be taken too literally. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Timid Toad 18 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 What about our feelings ladies......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 I think all you women are in need of a seeing to ...................then you can trundle off back to the kitchen! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bill88 6 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 I think all you women are in need of a seeing to ...................then you can trundle off back to the kitchen! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea 2 Posted February 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 I think all you women are in need of a seeing to ...................then you can trundle off back to the kitchen! Very true WILF If you guy's spent less time talking about it, and more time doing it, we wouldn't have the time to complain Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Timid Toad 18 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Ok who wants to start lol ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea 2 Posted February 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 that's so funny TT, you've been sitting on this thread for the last half hour to see if you get any taker's, at least you have staying power Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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