low plains drifter 11,303 Posted February 26, 2023 Report Share Posted February 26, 2023 Speaking as a Geordie with Irish ancestry I was wondering where I get my sense of humour, and instant seemingly insane comments and patter from Take this afternoon for example, I was minding my own business walking the dogs down a quiet local footpath, and as I passed by the derelict allotments I happened upon a grey leggings clad keister bent over an ivy covered fallen ash limb, the said keister was attached to a hell of a sturdy if somewhat wobbly Doris who with extendable leads in hand, and chihuahua hybrids patiently waiting was in the process of spewing her ring Without any consideration for my own safety I exclaimed Fuckun hell mate You must have a hoop like a family size mince pie with the pastry lid missing To my surprise, she exploded into what at first I presumed to be some sort of asthma attack, that gradually built up into a cocophany of raucous uncontrollable laughter, and expletives Anyway it turned out to be just a delayed reaction to the excesses of a Saturday night The End 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BEARINATOR 2,924 Posted February 26, 2023 Report Share Posted February 26, 2023 Go on lpd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,303 Posted February 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2023 24 minutes ago, BEARINATOR said: Go on lpd I did go mate, after I made sure she was semi stabilised and gave her my half litre bottle of water Tell you what though, them little dogs are canny guards, if it wasn't for the distraction of my beddy Plummer, think I would be looking for some new ankles 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 30,008 Posted February 26, 2023 Report Share Posted February 26, 2023 2 hours ago, low plains drifter said: Speaking as a Geordie……………….I was wondering where I get my sense of humour, and instant seemingly insane comments and patter The End ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,303 Posted February 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, mackem said: ?? It's Mr S to you, and if I want oak doors, I'll have oak doors, external oak doors that is, and under experienced advice, I hear they warped sharpish Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,303 Posted February 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 (edited) Well, Well, well You know? Edited February 27, 2023 by low plains drifter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,303 Posted February 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 1 minute ago, low plains drifter said: Well, Well, well You know? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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