daz1976 8 Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain......do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, tooâ€. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the fezz 44 Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Ratman2 2 Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Strewth, the thought of it brings tears to my eyes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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