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So, I'm sitting here, watching some stuff on you chube. Quite content. Hands, fingers interlaced, resting on my stomach. Ankles crossed. Quietly absorbed in what I'm watching.

Blow fly comes in. Fukking thing! Disgusting! Grab the fly spray and give him a quick pish. See the cloud envelope him and get back to my programme.

Couple of minutes later, I feel something. It's on the undersides of my fingers!

I look down. Opening my hands. And this winged fukking raisin staggers out!!! Oh, For Fukk Sake!!! ?

How could That ever happen in a thousand years?! Urgh! :(

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