Ken's Deputy 4,462 Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 I was holding two onions in my hand. Topping and tailing them over the compost box. When I looked at what I was doing and thought; " Hmm. I really shouldn't be holding that one like that. Because, if I slice This one, just as my mind's telling my muscles to do, right now? My finger will be right in the w..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,165 Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 Listen up. Ken my son I don't know what your on but I am sending you some money please mate unless those chic peas have fermented or summat please consider me for whatever straight away thank you 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,165 Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 Ya like a breath of fresh air Kenneth my son to a bloke with a wicked sense of humour like is what I have I mean ketchup is sending you some turds every room in your abode is stacked wi chic peas it's ever likey you have damp problems eh I'm on all fekin fours here. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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