comanche 3,283 Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 (edited) I had barely crawled out of bed yesterday when the phone rang. It was a lovely elderly lady . Her little two acres of wilderness in the middle of town seems to be the the place where any mangey fox on its last legs chooses to hole-up and die. It helps that the garden can't be overlooked due to its high walls. I get regular calls to help them on their way and usually go home with a pot of jam or honey and a small financial reward. I arrived ,parked the van just inside the gate and snuck towards the spot where the fox - a very bald and scabby specimen-was said to be having a nap on the lawn. It was indeed asleep , a mere 25 yards away. I popped the poor thing off and heard a whistle from an upstairs window from where the elderly lady was gesticulating towards another fox . It too had been asleep and was looking around in a slightly bleary-eyed manner. With thoughts of going home with two pots of honey l aimed and ....click. Misfire? Er , no . Pulling the bolt back l realised the magazine had jammed. By the time l'd scrabbled a bullet into the chamber by hand the fox had wisely departed. All a bit embarrasing really. Now for the confession. Apart from a wipe with a rag and a quick poke with a matchstick the mag has been untouched for forty years. In fact until l looked on youtube on my return from the sorry event l didn't even know a Brno Mod2 magazine actually came apart......l am a true numpty. Mind you , my mag certainly didn't dismantle as easily as the one in the video. Not surprising after 40 years of neglect l suppose. I repeat ; l am a numpty. Anyway , thanks to the power of YouTube it's working smoothly now. And last night l shot a rabbit and a fox on my own permission . The farmer will be pleased,the ferrets will eat well but l won't be getting any honey. I probably don't deserve it anyway Edited June 18, 2021 by comanche 1 2 Quote Link to post
si brown 8,486 Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 Did the old girl mock you Got to confess to just opening the cabinet and throwing guns back in, only time I clean them is when I’m getting rid Quote Link to post
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