richie 1 Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 1: I WANT AS MUCH PERMISSION AS I CAN POSSIBLY GET AS I CANT BE BOTHERED TO LOOK MYSELF. 2: I WANT PERMISSION TO SHOOT, FERRET, LAMP & ANYTHING ELSE I CAN THINK OF. 3: I NEED TO BE PICKED UP FROM MY HOME & HAVE SOMEONE ACT AS A CADDY TO CARRY ALL MY NETS, FERRET BOX & LONGNET ECT TO THE WARRENS. I WANT MY RABBITS SKINNED & GUTTED. I ALSO WANT TO BE DROPPED OFF HOME LATER. OH YEAH, & DONT FORGET TO BRING ME A PACKED LUNCH AS I MIGHT GET HUNGRY. 4: AFTER BEEN DROPPED OFF, I WILL NEED ALL MY CLOTHING USED THAT DAY TO BE DRY CLEANED & RETURNED TO ME BY THE SAME EVENING. PLEASE PM ME. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Oh, Alright! PM on the way mate, sorry for taking so long to get back to you! God it must have been awfull, sat there looking at a computer screen waiting for everyone in the country, who actually got off their ass & went out to get their own permission, to contact you with offers for you to come with them. I'd check your PM box mate, I think it might be overflowing with offers by now...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
richie 1 Posted January 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 i dont appreciate having to wait 16 minutes for the first reply ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sureshot 0 Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Are you being serious Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 I can do all that mate, although its only took me 30 years I will share it with you. Let me know where in the country you are and I will fetch you and put you and your mate up and my missus will make you breakfast. PS -eggs sunny side up OK ???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
richie 1 Posted January 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Are you being serious what do you reckon... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
richie 1 Posted January 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 I can do all that mate, although its only took me 30 years I will share it with you.Let me know where in the country you are and I will fetch you and put you and your mate up and my missus will make you breakfast. PS -eggs sunny side up OK ???? what do you mean, share it with you.. i want it all. if me & my mates do come up im afraid you & the mrs will have to stay at some local b&b. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sureshot 0 Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Are you being serious what do you reckon... No.....................lol i like my eggs sunny side up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Your easily pleased arent you? Id want a lackey to follow me, hunched over with the weight of killed game, averting his eyes and uttering Yes M'aam every time I gave an order. Not to mention the gilt edged toilet paper dispensed from a nearby tree incase I had to answer the call of nature whilst out and about Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harrycatcat 31 Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Oh - OK then. Let me know when you want picking up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogga 1 Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 think you must be related to a few lads i know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
richie 1 Posted January 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Oh - OK then. Let me know when you want picking up. what do you mean picking up ? i would want to be flown in by private heli ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest john2007oliver Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 What a shite attempt at being a comedian Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 It entertained me for a couple of mins I was surprised he didnt want a free dog thats 110% trained and entered to everything and doesnt have a hint of a fault but there ye go Quote Link to post Share on other sites
richie 1 Posted January 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 What a shite attempt at being a comedian whos trying to be a comedian ? it just makes me laugh when you get blokes on here posting for land & permission to be laid on a plate... im taking the piss ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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