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.....God......I haven't had a good hoovering in ages.......... :whistling::whistling:

 

I should be Hoovering for the UK Foxyjo :angel:. I reckon I should get some flyers knocked out offering my services in the hoovering department and the specialist care in shag piles ;)....

 

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Me and a friend the one night were out on the piss and he was meant to be meeting up with a gal he knew so just as we got into town he did viagra ready for her. Anyway were staggering around town and he has a hard on went to go into the night club and the bouncers wouldnt let him in as apparently he was over intoxicated. they shut the doors and we were left outside so he stripped off and started sticking his dick through the letter box in the door next thing i know hes on the floor screaming the one bouncer had waited till he stuck it through and cracked it with his maglite :icon_eek::laugh::laugh:

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Me and a friend the one night were out on the piss and he was meant to be meeting up with a gal he knew so just as we got into town he did viagra ready for her. Anyway were staggering around town and he has a hard on went to go into the night club and the bouncers wouldnt let him in as apparently he was over intoxicated. they shut the doors and we were left outside so he stripped off and started sticking his dick through the letter box in the door next thing i know hes on the floor screaming the one bouncer had waited till he stuck it through and cracked it with his maglite :icon_eek::laugh::laugh:

:haha::haha: i bet that hurt

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