stealthy1 3,964 Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 "An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"... 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIGLURKS 874 Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Lol Iam stealing that one mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crowsnest 55 Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 very funny, i'l tel that to some of me female customers, get me in more trouble 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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