Guest Bigbob Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 The press asked Sir paul McCartney if he thought Heather Mills was unbalanced :he replied two beer mats under her left foot usually helps: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bigredbusa Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 A tramp walks into a jewellers shop, pulls his pants down and starts fingering his arse. The assistant shouts,"Get out of here you dirty f'+king b@stard" The tramp is furious, "Make your f+#king mind up", and points to a sign in the window that says, "Come inside and pick your ring in comfort" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tote 843 Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 A tramp walks into a jewellers shop, pulls his pants down and starts fingering his arse.The assistant shouts,"Get out of here you dirty f'+king b@stard" The tramp is furious, "Make your f+#king mind up", and points to a sign in the window that says, "Come inside and pick your ring in comfort" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rabitin girl 16 Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest flint Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 old couple sat in church during service the wife whispers i just done a silent fart what shall i do ? hubby says put a feckin battery in your hearing aid ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest flint Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 couple driving home during winter they run over a skunk she gets out finds the skunk still alive , she says to hubby he`s still breathing but freezin . he says get in the car and put it between your legs 2 warm it up she says it stinks and its all wet .hubbys says well hold its fekin nose then . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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