mark williams 7,568 Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 (edited) I shared this old tale in "country mans weekly" once and it was published - so enjoy ! Out with my best mate Garf` and he took a dog bite from the owners dog (doing it`s job,- protecting ) Garf` was the first to say it was his own fault going through the farm gate he was told not to. Anyway my mate asked me to take him to hospital, accident/emergency as he hates hospitals and cant drive. We arrived at hospital a and e, waited his turn and then very, very nervously booked himself in. We went and sat down and waited and waited and waited, whilst listening to Garf` saying,- "do you think it`ll need stitches" ? " Do you think i`ll need a Tetanus injection" ? " Do you think they might keep me in" ? Poor lad was shtiting himself. Suddenly this harsh female voice shouted - "Mr Henderson ! Garfield Henderson"! Yes ! he called and then begged me to go to the cubicle with him. A lovely looking young nurse greeted us and said "Mr Henderson" ? yes said Garf`- please take a seat we`ll be with you in a minute. I stood and Garf` sat down visibly shaking, he was petrified. A huge fat Sister walked in (60 yrs old `ish), and looked over her glasses at Garf`and in a deep harsh, commanding voice bellowed "RIGHT Mr Henderson, WHERE EXACTLY HAS THIS DOG BITTEN YOU" ! Garf` replied - "Err top of Glebe Street love" !!! atb Edited January 11, 2015 by mark williams 3 Quote Link to post
treecreeper 1,136 Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 is he a lobby gobbler aswell? 2 Quote Link to post
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.