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The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says " what a great chest you

 

have"

He tells her "thats 100lbs of dynamite baby"

 

He takes off his pants and the blonde says "wow what massive calves you have"

He tells her "thats 100lbs of dynamite baby"

 

Then he removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear

The body builder puts his clothes back on and runs after her, he catches up with her and asks her why

she ran out of the apartment like that

 

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The blonde replies.........I was scared to be around all that dynamite after i saw how short the fuse was!!!!!!!

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The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says " what a great chest you

 

have"

He tells her "thats 100lbs of dynamite baby"

 

He takes off his pants and the blonde says "wow what massive calves you have"

He tells her "thats 100lbs of dynamite baby"

 

Then he removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear

The body builder puts his clothes back on and runs after her, he catches up with her and asks her why

she ran out of the apartment like that

 

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The blonde replies.........I was scared to be around all that dynamite after i saw how short the fuse was!!!!!!!

micky mouses soliciter said to him you cant divorce minny for having big teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!micky replies, i never said she had big teeth i said she was f*****g goofy...good eh!!!!

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A father asked his 11-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

 

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

 

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

 

The boy sobbed, "When I was eight, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.

At nine, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.

When I was 10, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.

If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

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A father asked his 11-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

 

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

 

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

 

The boy sobbed, "When I was eight, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.

At nine, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.

When I was 10, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.

If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

nice 1

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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently."

 

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

 

"Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better."

 

"Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"

 

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

 

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk

 

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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently."

 

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

 

"Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better."

 

"Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"

 

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

 

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk

 

i can only type with one finger so this one is goin to take a while.lol f**k it its too long Edited October 18, 2007 by terriermad

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why its not easy being a dick

 

 

you have one eye you can not see with. A head you can not think with. You hang out with a couple of nuts.your closest neighbor is an asshole and your best friend is a pussy.

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why its not easy being a dick

 

 

you have one eye you can not see with. A head you can not think with. You hang out with a couple of nuts.your closest neighbor is an asshole and your best friend is a pussy.

do u know me? lol

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why its not easy being a dick

 

 

you have one eye you can not see with. A head you can not think with. You hang out with a couple of nuts.your closest neighbor is an asshole and your best friend is a pussy.

do u know me? lol

 

 

Nope

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why its not easy being a dick

 

 

you have one eye you can not see with. A head you can not think with. You hang out with a couple of nuts.your closest neighbor is an asshole and your best friend is a pussy.

do u know me? lol

 

 

Nope

just you seem to know my mates my neighbours and my best friend.

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why its not easy being a dick

 

 

you have one eye you can not see with. A head you can not think with. You hang out with a couple of nuts.your closest neighbor is an asshole and your best friend is a pussy.

do u know me? lol

 

 

Nope

just you seem to know my mates my neighbours and my best friend.

 

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Professions

 

 

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

 

The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

 

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."

 

The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

 

They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "

 

She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...

Wash, Iron, f**k, Etc."

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Ok, OK last one for a while

 

 

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had

written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the

class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and

began her class.

The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word

'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the

culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

 

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the

same word written on the board, and each day it was written in larger letters.

 

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on

the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it

gets!"

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Ok, OK last one for a while

 

 

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had

written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the

class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and

began her class.

The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word

'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the

culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

 

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the

same word written on the board, and each day it was written in larger letters.

 

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on

the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it

gets!"

it shure duz

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