Guest MOLLY Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked. Johnny, who naturally sits at the back, raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!" MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snoopdog 1,256 Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 THAT LAD WILL GO ALONG WAY IN LIFE ..GOOD ANSWER Quote Link to post Share on other sites
higgins 75 Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 well i sit further back in class and i observe that if i like whiskey,then don't drop worms in mine so i can continue drinking it,anyway,why put worms in whiskey?They will only get drunk! Higgins. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
montague 0 Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 I read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking just the other day so i thought f**k it, no more reading Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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