You looking for the trouble?

[mad al 146]

Well I am

[mole catcher 1]

Bloody hell Al that whippet of yours has put on some weight.

 

Bugger having him on your case when hes in a bad mood, id s**t my pants if he was after me

[mad al 146]

, don't talk to me, been running a power cable under ground this week and I've had him and Lily digging the cable back up as it is being laid :censored: . Today, it's been really hot and he's been after mice underneath a pile of old breeze blocks, moves the blocks out of his way as if they were Weetabix ............Al

[mole catcher 1]

I think you have it all wrong Al. all you need to do is ask him politly not to keep digging the cable up, show him the error of his ways, let him know how mad you are at him. If he still keeps doing it LET HIM.

 

Not being funny mate but he looks like the kind of dog that does what he wants, when he wants and how he wants regardless of how many times you tell him your the alpha male. im sure if he had hands like us his responce to your pledings would be

 

I was out with my dogs yester day when i was knocked over by this rather large dog pulling a rather spotty youth along the woodland pathway. the size of this things head was massive, when i asked what bred i was told its a french mastive (is that a male digestive?) crossed with a rotwiller(?)

my god the thing was huge and i was told its only 6mths old

 

What the feck does a french mastive look like? is it like the english mastive but stinks of garlic?

[Hob&Jill 258]

French mastiff is a Dogue de Bordeaux

[mole catcher 1]

oh i see, its one of those dogs that looks like me when im pished,, screwed up face and a real bad drooling problem

 

hooch dog out of the film then?

[mad al 146]

Funny you should bring this up , but one these type of dogs came to stay recently, lasted about twenty four hours before he crossed "the line", Graf the Rotties line that is, this dog was twice as big as Graf (and he ain't small ), anyway by the time I got there, he was being held by the back of his head/neck in mid air by Graf , this dog was about the same size as a calf, and to Graf it was just another day in the office .

Back to Gus though, it's all just a game to him, until he packs a scent up ..........Al

[mole catcher 1]

So Al, on your home insurance policy when asked, "" is your home protected against intruders?"

do you simply reply "" yes thanks "

 

my mates got a rottie, no thanks, you can keep them dont know why but it scares the crap out of me and ive been around dogs all my life

[mad al 146]

Know what you're saying, turned the CCTV off years ago . Graf is so laid back though, takes ages to walk across the yard, as if it's all too much for him.............until He's the one lying down with the others trying to move him .........Al

[mole catcher 1]

FECK ME Al wait till your mrs gets home and sees the state of the sofa, she will kill you

 

Even the pups getting in on the act.

 

when she asks whats happened just tell her your going for the new age minermilist look then pop to ikea. fancy letting your dogs eat the sofa

[mad al 146]

Gus on the job

[mad al 146]

Just chillin'

[mole catcher 1]

that last pic Al, cracking pic.

 

his face says it all doesnt it.

 

hes thinking......" do i first disembowle him, do i chase him, do i just sit here and look mean or do i strike a pose for this years Kc stud callender?""

 

do you and the wife have much room in the house with all those large dogs?

 

Ive a beddy x whippet who thinks its a rotty...

 

GGGGRRRRRRR.......sausages

 

 

[Guest world.hunters]

that pic has just made me remeber, me and rew was on a regular morning walk and we had dug out a hole so we could slide under a fence to get onto this field that sometimes held a few bunnies, there was a house on the field with a very agressive dog but seperated by another fence (big ugly metal fencing, imposssible to climb). well we decided we would walk around this field and emerger from a small bank to get between the rabbits and there home. as we came over the hill the biggest fcuk off japanese akita. was taking a piss up the hedge row not far from us, need not to say our legs moved abit faster then normal on that day and we was under that fence in no time.

 

and nice dogs by the way

 

W.H

[Guest Macnas]

I dont know why exactly, but "GGGGRRRRRRR.......sausages" made me laugh fit to choke on my beer.