Chid 6,880 Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 It was the Scotland/Wales rugby International weekend in Edinburgh andas the crowds made their way down Princes Street towards Murrayfield,a Rottweiler suddenly lunged towards an eight year old Scottish lass,with its jaws wide open ready to attack.The crowd nearby gasped in horror but, quick as a flash, a man in redjumped out of the crowd, grabbed the dog by the throat and throttledit.As the dead dog lay there, and the crowd cheered in admiration, ajournalist from the Glasgow Herald who had witnessed the heroic deed,went up to the man and said, 'That was brilliant, I can see theheadline now -'Welsh Rugby Fan Saves Young Girl From Certain Death'.The man replied, 'No you've got it wrong. I'm not here for the rugby!''Don't worry' said the journalist, 'I can see the headline now -'Welshman Saves Girl From Jaws Of Rottweiler'.The man replied, 'No you're wrong again. I'm not Welsh; I'm from London .'The journalist said, 'Don't worry; I can see the headline now -'English b*****d Strangles Family Pet' 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mintstick999 485 Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 I liked it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,627 Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 Pmsl... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.