The Seeker 3,048 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 SCHOOL REGISTER Register being read on the first day back at a school in Birmingham. The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:- “Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?” “Here” “Achmed El Kabul?” “Here” “Fatima Al Hayek? ” “Here” “Ali Abdul Olmi?” “Here” “Mohammed Bin Kadir?” “Here” “Ali Son al En” – silence in the classroom. “Ali Son al En” – continued silence as everyone looked around the room. The teacher repeated the call. A girl stood up and said, “Sorry teacher. I think that’s me. It’s pronounced Alison Allen. " Morning Sex " She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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