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SCHOOL REGISTER

 

Register being read on the first day back at a school in Birmingham.

 

The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:-

 

“Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?” “Here”

 

“Achmed El Kabul?” “Here”

 

“Fatima Al Hayek? ” “Here”

 

“Ali Abdul Olmi?” “Here”

 

“Mohammed Bin Kadir?” “Here”

 

“Ali Son al En” – silence in the classroom.

 

“Ali Son al En” – continued silence as everyone looked around the

room.

 

The teacher repeated the call.

 

A girl stood up and said, “Sorry teacher. I think that’s me. It’s

pronounced Alison Allen.

 

 

" Morning Sex "

 

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs

and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally

slept in.

 

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,

“You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

 

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is

going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced

her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

 

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt

still around her neck.

 

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

 

She explained, "The egg timer's broken

 

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