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A 12 year old boy is walking down the road, when a car pulls up with its window down, the male driver leans out and says, i'll give you a bag of sweets if you get in the car, the boy turns round and says no and carrys on walking, so the driver pulls up again and says , "ok how about a bag of sweets and a tenner" the boy shouts "no now sod off," the driver now getting frusstrated says " what about a bag of sweets and £100 then will you get in the car" the boy shouts "no now f**k off", to this the driver says " what will it take to get you in the car" the boy turns round and shouts " f**k off dad you brought the skoda, you live with it ! :D

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or even better..

 

...mans pulls up to a child in a car and says "if i give you a sweet will you come in my car"

 

... child reply's.. "if you give me the whole packet i'll come in your mouth" :laugh:

 

 

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