greatwhitehunter 47 Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Differences between Glasgow and America after a terror incident at an airport: America: "Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, I just ran for my life... I thought I was gonna die, he got so close to me." Glasgow: "C*nt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up 'n gave him a good boot, then decked him." America: "I just wanna get home, away from here... I just wanna get home, I thought I was gonna die." Glasgow: "Here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!" America: "There was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we didn't know what was happening, I thought I was gonna die." Glasgow: "F*ck this fir a kerry oan, moan we'll get a pint in." America: "We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just ran for my life." Glasgow: "A swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws." America: "There was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought I was gonna die." Glasgow: "There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw B.O basher intae a fire it wis like that." America: "I'm too traumatised even to speak, I thought I was gonna die." Glasgow "Here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lonedigga 23 Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 (edited) ... Edited June 3, 2008 by lonedigga Quote Link to post Share on other sites
new2hunting 0 Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Glasgow "Here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it." nice one fella Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 PMSL, CLASS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david2363 42 Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 :clapper: Sounds about right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gardener 0 Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 About sums it up! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 thats us scots for yea Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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