christian71 3,187 Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 Paddy goes into a John Lewis department store and asks the shopkeeper, "Excuse me sir, but do you sell potato clocks?" The shopkeeper looks at him and says, "Are you taking the piss? We sell cuckoo clocks, carriage clocks, grandfather clocks, alarm clocks... what the f**k is a potato clock?" And Paddy says, "I don't know, but I start my new job at nine tomorrow, and the wife said 'You'd better get a potato clock.'" ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. Sun headline: SMASH KILLS 25 I've always said that there's something not quite right with instant mashed potato .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................ Why did the pie cross the road? Because it was meat 'n' potato ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BORDERSCOT 3,816 Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 Ha Ha that potato clock joke's f*****g brilliant... :toast: :toast: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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