stoke bullx 4 Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 A bloke in a bar starts chatting up this bird she asks him wats is name he says" bond" she says james , he says no uni bond I'm here to fill your crack!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fazza123 517 Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 Paddys at the races,bloke next to him says "do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy replys"no tanks I've only got a small garden" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 just been watching ladies beach volleyball and allready a wrist injury ,i should be ok for work monday though as long as i dont watch anymore . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 those chinese swimmers have come on leaps and bounds since morecambe bay . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 Impossible to knock 5 seconds of a personal best they say??? I managed it yesterday..was watching the ladies beach volleyball and heard the wifes car pull up....... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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