marty42 18 Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 little boy came home from school ta see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. rigor mortis has set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. when his dad comes home billy said , dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air.... thinking fast his father said , son thats so god can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up ta heaven.... gee dad thats great , said little billy . a few days later when dad came home from work , billy rushed out ta meet him yelling, dad , dad, we allmost lost mammy taday. what do you mean said dad... well dad, i got home from school early taday and went up ta your bedroom and there was mammy flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming , jaysus im coming, jaysus im coming... if it wasnt for uncle tommy holding her down we would have lost her for sure. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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