PlasticJock 539 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Did you hear about the prostitute who fell asleep outside a synagogue? She woke up with a heavy dew covering her 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 What is the difference between a young prostitute and an old prostitute? One uses vaseline, the other uses polygrip 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Lab 10,979 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Henrik Larsson and Barry Ferguson decide to go out for a pint and show that the two sides of the Old Firm can get on together in the fight against bigotry. After a few pints Barry says...... "De ye fancy gon tae a whore hoose Henrik? Henriks not sure but since they are ment to be out together he decides to tag along. They walk into the whore hoose and walk up to the desk and try and find out a few prices.....Barry says to the woman "So how much is it for a wee wank ?.....She says "£30 quid"......she turns and looks at Henrik and he says "Well how much for a superstar then? .............. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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