R. Docks 154 Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 The Scottish Joke An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf. So he puts his name down at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down. So he goes down to the club to enquire why. Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club? Scot: Aye but I am as Scottish as you are Jock. Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts. Scot: Aye, so do I. Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts? Scot: Aye, neither do I. Secretary: But you are a Jew? Scot: Aye, I be that. Secretary: So you are circumcised? Scot: Aye, I be that too. Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that. Scot: Ach, away with ya man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen. I know that you have to be a Catholic to become a Knight of Saint Columbus, but this is the first time I heard, that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 FPMSL.............................. :laugh: Oops sorry i've just realised this joke is from Radox....its actually shite!!!....... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R. Docks 154 Posted March 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Oops sorry i've just realised this joke is from Radox....its actually shite!!!....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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