Yokel Matt 918 Posted April 13, 2007 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 So... is it just me or does this shit happen to everyone Its the Mrs birthday tomorrow... supposed to be going rock climbing but as i've fecked my collarbone it ain't happening so i came up with a scheme that i thought was guranteed to score me some browney points (and maybe even a little slap and tickle.. ) A last minute suprise party... last minute on my part anyway The cut to the chase it was all going brilliantly until some fecker got her on the tequila and now im on five minute shuttle runs with a jam pot full of vomit or using my finger to help get the 'chunks' down the plug hole if she chucks up in the sink (happened twicw by the way). Please... for christs sake... someone tell me how much longer i should feel obliged to do this shite.... or should i just stick her in the shed and tell her to get on with it :whistle: Any help very much apprecited Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jultaylor1972 2 Posted April 13, 2007 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 Probably all night But think of the making up she will have to do when she feels better Good things come to those who wait Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yokel Matt 918 Posted April 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 Never thought i'd say this but the making up is going to have to wait a bit... nothing like pushing chunks down a plughole to ruin the mojo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted April 13, 2007 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 nothing like pushing chunks down a plughole to ruin the mojo. :sick: Well, that's f*cking ruined it for me; And wasn't even in the mood! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted April 13, 2007 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 Good wifey :thumbs-up: :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacherjim 0 Posted April 13, 2007 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 if you put her in the kennel it will save you feeding the dogs besides carrots are good for them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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