Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 Two killer whales, Betty and Mary, are swimming around looking for something to do when they spot a ship coming their way. "Come on," says Mary, "let's have some fun!" So they swim under the ship and they each let out a massive blast from their blowholes, smashing the ship to pieces. ... Sitting back looking at their handiwork Betty notices some sailor floating around, "Come on Mary," she says, "let's go and eat the sailors!" Mary looks at Betty with disgust and says, "Really Betty I don't mind doing the occasional blow job but I refuse to swallow the seamen!!!!" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flick75 32 Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 That's a really shit joke. And it also fuels my theory that you're a bit obsessed with sex, due to your lack of, err....action. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 get your coat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flick75 32 Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 ....that made me giggle jackoleeds. Lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted January 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 get your coat Taxi on the way Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted January 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 (edited) That's a really shit joke. And it also fuels my theory that you're a bit obsessed with sex, due to your lack of, err....action. Thank you. For someone who plans to ignore me from now on, your words, I am flattered that you are following me around the site :icon_redface: Edited January 3, 2012 by Irish Lurcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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